SHE’S WRITING A STORY…

I am very excited. But I am also very nervous.

I woke up yesterday to a few texts from past and current clients. A few forwarded messages showed that an author had reached out because she is doing a piece about erotic massage. Her message was a short introduction identifying her and asking if they wouldn’t mind contacting her for her upcoming article about women’s health and the value and impact of their own yoni massage experience with me.

So like anyone these days I took to Google and quickly learned quite a bit about this woman. Her writing credits are formidable- having been published in a wide variety of well-respected publications from the New York Times to Comsmopolitan to Slate to Brooklyn Magazine. I took some time trying to read a recent article until I was blocked by the NY Times’ impenetrable paywall. However, I did read her recent article she had written about men and I thought it was very well-written and an insightful view of men and a unique online community. The way her article focused on her subjects’ own personal experiences was deft and clever. And her unabashed perspective as a woman also lifted the spirit of the article and its otherwise dull subject matter.

So I believe the subject of yoni massage is in her wheelhouse as an open-minded woman and skilled writer. But journalism today is in freefall. I regularly see misspelled words, incomplete sentence fragments, and improper tense usage in even some of the finest online newspapers and magazines. The internet has made everyone an author, blogger or so-called influencer. As a result, online “articles” are too-often a vehicle to persuade readers to either agree with what they are saying, to buy what they are selling, or to avoid that which they are not selling or that they find distasteful.

But there are mavericks out there writing to inform and to connect people with other people, places, and experiences that they would not likely experience outside of the safe confines of a written article. And because so many women are more comfortable reading about personal and sexual issues than discussing them openly, I predict that this author’s article about my yoni massage services may prove to be one of her most read articles to date. Many women have heard about yoni massages but when they try to find out about them, they find little— if anything. That is why the women posting on reddit have created a valuable resource for other women. My clients who have posted reviews about me online tell me that women reach out to them on reddit all the time. Most are asking if they felt safe and respected. Others wanted to know what I look like. And others wanted to know if I take my clothes off or have sex with my clients (the answer to the last two are no).

I am sincerely hopeful that this author’s product will open women’s minds to the possibility of a safe, intimate experience that will have, at the very least, a positive impact on their lives. Sex is important for both men and women. Orgasms are arguably nature’s greatest gift to women. When a woman’s life is introduced to fulfilling orgasms— things change. Mood, confidence, productivity, and connectedness all rise for a woman whose body has been treated to orgasmic bliss.

Interestingly, what most women express at the end of their first session is that the experience was much more fulfilling and intimate than they had expected. Rather than a mere intimate “servicer,” many of my clients feel very opened up sexually and oddly connected to me- even though we just met. Because of this, I am extremely kind, compassionate and nonjudgmental in my work with new clients. I have extremely close and loving relationships with my mother and all of the women in my life (including a daughter), and this has allowed me the privilege of understanding women— perhaps more than most men. And my intimate services with hundreds of women has allowed me to understand women’s bodies and sexuality much more than most men and even some women. Many of my clients love asking me many questions about themselves, their body, other women, or my wildest experiences. Without divulging any identifying information, I am happy to chat about my unusual craft. And it was these common questions and discussions that actually inspired this blog. I love what I do and I hope it shows.

And being New York’s yoni massage provider with the most clients on reddit lauding my efforts, I am happy to let her reach out to my satisfied clients to better understand what the service is all about and how it has impacted those clients. I have encouraged all of my clients willing to speak about their experiences with me to do it. Some of my clients are extremely anxious about their privacy and maintaining their anonymity, while others cannot speak to her quickly enough. One celebrity client has indicated that she would require the author sign an NDA before she would consider speaking with her. Another apologetically declined for fear her inlaws would figure out it was her and encourage her husband to file for divorce. But I expect the author will speak to a handful of my clients and they will relate very positive experiences. I have also exchanged polite messages with the author and she has agreed to speak with me before publishing her article. I am hopeful that we can have a meaningful discussion. And I encourage any of my many clients who wish to contribute their own story to reach out to me, and I will forward the author’s contact information.

But I keep thinking it’s not enough… so by way of this blog, I am inviting this author to receive one yoni massage session from me- free of charge at a location of her choice. I think her article would be a much better product with the benefit of her personal experience to compare and contrast against my other clients. By only interviewing my clients, it would be like writing an article about a restaurant by only talking to a bunch of people who gave positive reviews online. Much better to enjoy the experience herself and then compare and contrast those happy clients’ experiences against her own. Don’t you think?

I have thrown down the gauntlet. Will she or won’t she?

YoniMaster Rick

UPDATE:

I am sad to report that the author, currently in Europe, could not take me up on my offer to provide a free service. However, I did provide a lengthy interview where I shared my experiences providing the unique services that I do. We spoke at length about the value of intimate services to women, as well as some sharp examples of how my services have positively impacted my clients. I am aware that the author intends to also speak with some of my clients, and I am hopeful that she can gain some insight into the experience from other women’s firsthand experience. This author was lovely and asked very good questions suggesting that her treatment of the subject matter should be fair, and I sincerely hope that it is also insightful. She was also a good sport about my offer. As soon as the article is published, I will gladly link it here and share it with my audience. Thank you, AD.